Tortilla Flats New York City

by our trained team of psychics & surrealist, our staff is the elite core of the FBI© (Food & Beverage Industry). Adored by millions, feared by a few, this crackerjack crew has garnered the alcohol-induced praise of patrons new & old. Like a finely tooled timepiece lost at the bottom of a murky sea, the intricate teamwork of our staff remains a baffling marvel of the modern world. Roy Prince of Party Pleasures

	Marantha ..................................... “Dreamy” Johnny Wahtunga .................. “Island God of Extremes” Dan ........................................... “The Dynamo” Fab ...................................... “Eye of the Tornado”